Performance Agent

Your site isn’t slow. It’s wasteful.

An agent audits your site with the cache cold, applies every safe fix with a rollback point, and re-checks it weekly. An engineer handles the judgment calls. Agent-audited, engineer-applied — and measured, never estimated.

Cold-cache measured, 3×Rollback with every fixNo score promises
performance-agent / auditrunning
Cold-cache run 1 of 3 · mobileLCP 4.8s
Homepage JavaScript downloaded twice406 KB
Images unconverted · 11 files+1.3 MB
Fix plan written · 7 itemsest. −2.1s
Safe fixes applied · rollback saveddone
Re-measured, cold cacheLCP 1.9s
Every run logged with numbersengineer reviews before close
Who does what

The agent does the measuring and the safe work. The engineer does the judgment.

We say exactly which is which, because “fully automatic” is how sites come back broken.

The agent — every run

Cold-cache audit

Three runs per layout, mobile and desktop, nothing warm. Every figure is a genuine first visit.

Resource breakdown

Every script, style, font and image weighed; duplicates and dead weight named.

Fix plan with impact

Prioritised list with the expected saving per item — from measurements, not a guess.

Safe fixes + rollback

WebP/AVIF, minification, caching, compression, headers, Cloudflare rules — applied with a rollback note.

The engineer — when it matters

Template rewrites

Wasteful markup, render-blocking order, layout-level structure.

Critical CSS per layout

Inlined above-the-fold styles, font load strategy, subsetting.

Third-party decisions

Which tags, chat widgets and trackers earn their cost — a business call, not a script.

Review before close

Every report and every monthly run is read by a person before it reaches you.

Measured, not estimated

Numbers you can check yourself.

Most speed reports are a screenshot of a free tool run on a warm cache. Ours is produced the way your next customer actually arrives — cold — and every claim carries the measurement it came from.

Cold cache, three runs

Warm caches understate real load time enormously. We never measure warm.

Before and after, same basis

Proof is the same cold-cache run repeated after the fixes.

Rollback with every file

We rename rather than delete. Anything reverses in minutes.

No third-party database

Findings come from a real browser on your real pages.

Pricing

Three ways to work together.

Scoped by unique page layout, not page count: pages sharing the same design and assets count as one, so a large store is usually three or four layouts. The agent’s crawl counts them and the written proposal states the number before you commit.

AI Audit
$50
You want to know exactly what is wrong before deciding anything.
  • Agent-run cold-cache audit, 1 layout
  • Core Web Vitals measured 3×
  • Resource-by-resource breakdown
  • Prioritised fix plan with expected impact
  • PageSpeed & GTmetrix before-report
  • Fixes applied
  • Before/after proof
Monitor
$29 /mo
The part most sites never get: someone watching.
  • Weekly agent re-audit, cold cache
  • Regression alerts — new script, bloated plugin
  • Safe fixes re-applied automatically
  • Monthly written report, engineer-reviewed
  • Monthly, one month’s notice
What an agent audit finds

A live SaaS platform, measured cold.

19 pages walked with the cache disabled, so every figure reflects a genuine first visit.

Instagram marketing platform

Agent audit · 19 pages walked · 2026

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FindingMeasuredImpact
Homepage JavaScript downloaded twice406 KB of 866 KB47% waste
True first-visit page weight2,013 KB83 requests
Icon sprites loaded on one page3 files+803 KB
Server response time380 mshealthy
Questions

Before you order.

What does the agent do on its own, and what doesn’t it?

Alone: the cold-cache audit, the resource breakdown, the fix plan, and the safe fixes — image conversion, minification, caching, compression, headers, edge rules — each with a rollback note. Never alone: template rewrites, critical CSS, third-party script decisions. Those are the engineer’s, and every report is read by a person before it reaches you.

What if a safe fix breaks something?

Every change ships with a rollback note and we rename rather than delete, so anything reverses in minutes. The site is re-measured after fixes, on the same cold-cache basis, before we call the job closed.

Will you guarantee a PageSpeed score?

No, and treat anyone who does before seeing your site with caution. Scores vary between runs, mobile and desktop diverge, and third-party scripts set floors nobody can get under. We report real measurements before and after and tell you upfront what is achievable.

How do you count page layouts?

Pages that share the same design and asset files count as one layout — a store with 2,000 products is usually home, category, product and cart: four layouts. The agent’s crawl groups your pages automatically and the proposal states the count. Hand-coded sites where every page is unique get the whole-site flat price instead.

What if I can’t deploy the files myself?

You choose: we send finished files with instructions, or you provide access limited to your website folder and we implement with a backup first. We never ask for your main hosting login.

I sell speed work to my own clients. Can I resell this?

Yes — the white-label route. You send the URL, the audit and fixes come back unbranded or under your logo, and we never contact your client. Wholesale pricing is quoted per audit or as a monthly pack; ask in writing.

Which platforms can you actually fix?

The audit works on any public site. Fixes depend on what the platform lets us touch: Static HTML and custom PHP — everything, through an FTP account limited to your web folder, no hosting login. WordPress — everything inside the site; server-level items only if the audit shows they matter. Shopify — theme-level only (app-script bloat, render order, lazy-loading); images and caching are already Shopify’s. If the slow part is your catalogue rather than your theme, the Shopify Catalogue Agent builds and syncs the products themselves. React / Next.js — build-level fixes delivered as pull requests. Wix, Squarespace, Webflow — audit and settings advice only; we don’t sell fixes we can’t apply.

Send the URL. Get the numbers.

The audit needs nothing from you but the address. The reply tells you what is wasteful, what it costs to fix, and what it will measure afterwards.

Start with the audit